"A Pickle Popsicle"

Kool-Aid's bid to slowly infiltrate the world's kitchens. It begins here.

(Commie pickles previously seen here.)

Haikool

I drank some Kool-Aid
My tongue turned red, pupils wide
Sugar dropped, I slept

Diabetics roll
Dice, betting Kool-Aid packets
The winner loses

I get hot'n thirsty
Riding a skateboard / Me too!
A job for Kool-Aid

Son of sha-clack-clack
I'm working on the chain gang
Break time, slurp bug juice

Lemonade in spring
Apple cider in autumn
Kool-Aid all year long

the downside of sugar

This website relates the sad story of an unfortunate individual who imbibed too much Kool-Aid and became a foul, obese, sickly, disgusting mess.

Can anyone confirm his claim that Hitler invented Kool-Aid and used to include baby bones in the recipe? Serious allegations, which we here at Hey Kool-Aid! will be investigating further.

Not all Kool-Aid Fashion is Haute Couture

I'm not tech-savvy enough to grok quite what this means, but I don't care for it.

For that empty Kool-Aid feeling

Is that Stevie Wonder at 0:23?

This ad makes me depressed. Why does it end so suddenly?

Just like life

and

this bottle...

Where's Lassie?

I'm waiting for Ghostface to sample this.

DEEP THOUGHTS

Do you think Kool-Aid Man ever got completely shitfaced, smashed property, beat his woman?

How clean would you feel if you showered in Kool-Aid?

If you were crawling through the desert and could only find a pitcher of Kool-Aid with a turd sitting at the bottom, would you drink it?

Could a group of construction workers fortified by Kool-Aid build a wall so thick that even Kool-Aid Man couldn't break it down?

When Kool-Aid Man shot JFK, was he a pawn of the CIA?

How come the Constitution only guaranteed slaves 3/5 of a Kool-Aid packet?

Was there ever a better night than Kool-Aid Man spinning at the Palladium in '89?

When Jesus was on the cross, did he wish he could have one last glass of Kool-Aid?