As I'm sure many of you know, the CIA exterminated Che Guevera while he tried to bring refreshing Kool-Aid to the thirsty proletariat of Bolivia. Yes, the Establishment's fear of the Red Menace ran this deep. The US has long been one of the world's biggest milk producers, and the government has covertly pushed foreign milk consumption since the 1950s, despite evidence a high percentage of Latinos are lactose intolerant. Don't fuck with Uncle Scam's money. If only clear Kool-Aid had existed back then, the government might have overlooked the lost income. But we couldn't very well fight an anti-Communist cold war if a bunch of crazy revolutionaries were sticking out their bright red tongues at us.
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