DEEP THOUGHTS

Do you think Kool-Aid Man ever got completely shitfaced, smashed property, beat his woman?

How clean would you feel if you showered in Kool-Aid?

If you were crawling through the desert and could only find a pitcher of Kool-Aid with a turd sitting at the bottom, would you drink it?

Could a group of construction workers fortified by Kool-Aid build a wall so thick that even Kool-Aid Man couldn't break it down?

When Kool-Aid Man shot JFK, was he a pawn of the CIA?

How come the Constitution only guaranteed slaves 3/5 of a Kool-Aid packet?

Was there ever a better night than Kool-Aid Man spinning at the Palladium in '89?

When Jesus was on the cross, did he wish he could have one last glass of Kool-Aid?