Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Haikool

I drank some Kool-Aid
My tongue turned red, pupils wide
Sugar dropped, I slept


Diabetics roll
Dice, betting Kool-Aid packets
The winner loses


I get hot'n thirsty
Riding a skateboard / Me too!
A job for Kool-Aid

Son of sha-clack-clack
I'm working on the chain gang
Break time, slurp bug juice



Lemonade in spring
Apple cider in autumn
Kool-Aid all year long

Thursday, September 13, 2007

the downside of sugar

This website relates the sad story of an unfortunate individual who imbibed too much Kool-Aid and became a foul, obese, sickly, disgusting mess.

Can anyone confirm his claim that Hitler invented Kool-Aid and used to include baby bones in the recipe? Serious allegations, which we here at Hey Kool-Aid! will be investigating further.

Not all Kool-Aid Fashion is Haute Couture

I'm not tech-savvy enough to grok quite what this means, but I don't care for it.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

For that empty Kool-Aid feeling

Is that Stevie Wonder at 0:23?

This ad makes me depressed. Why does it end so suddenly?


Just like life

and

this bottle...

Where's Lassie?

I'm waiting for Ghostface to sample this.